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Yes, that's the level of the joke writing here, if you can call it that.
This actually goes on for a full 15 minutes before Conan realizes the sword in his codpiece needs to be sheathed as well.
So Conan, vaguely annoyed, sets out on his path of revenge, running into a thief-y type, Subotai Tommy Gunn and a, uhhhh, Sandal Bergman type, Valeria Jazy Berlin.
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